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Bookie Von Broad here, bringing you all the
gossip that is fit to print from the wedding scene.
Unbeknownst to any of the wedding broads, Bookie
had a spy amongst their midst, and said spy related
all the dirt on these broads.
A certain bride and groom had a very difficult
time keeping hands and lips off of each other. Now,
Bookie knows this is normal for newlyweds, but
found it interesting that not only were the
youngsters kissy face, so were the groom’s mother
and father. IT seems as if these two couldn’t get
enough of each other, either. Bookie has just one
thing to say. "Get a room!"
Bookie also hears that the broads managed to
bring not one, not two, but in some cases three and
four dresses to wear to this wedding. Now really.
Bookie never travels without at least 6 choices.
Bookie also hears that one broad went braless to
said wedding, causing more than one elderly male
guest to have a temporary jump in his pacemaker.
Now, what is it with the change in hair colors?
Bookie, with her naturally blond hair, is quite
impressed with the Michigan broad’s new blond
locks, but thinks that the auburn coloring on the
new short do on the Virginia broad is stunning. Way
to go, Tracey!
And did you hear that the wedding broads
invented a new game involving male "egos". It seems
as if one gets to pick the cartoon appendage that
one likes, then try to "stick it" where it belongs
while blindfolded. After hearing this, Bookie
doesn’t think that Bookie can ever play "Pin the
Tail on the Donkey" again!
Pool time seemed to be the fun time for said
broads. Seems as if the weather was just so hot
they couldn’t stay out of the water. And speaking
of hot, Bookie also hears they were hot for some
construction workers staying at the hotel. That is,
until they got a closer look. Be careful what you
wish for, girls! Always inspect the goods before
start lusting after the goods in question.
Bookie’s best gossip happens to be about the
broad from Wisconsin, who apparently cannot hold
her booze at all! Rumor has it that she gets quite
loaded very quickly on name brand wine. What name?
Why, Davey Crockett, of course! Rumor also has it
that the wine was made with the coon skin cap, but
that isn’t such a selling point, is it? Bookie also
hears that said broad passed out on the bed after
playing the Pin the Macho on the Man game. Too much
excitement, in Bookie’s opinion.
Not much has been said about posting bond, (but
the broads said to say, "Thanks, Nora!") the cop,
and the cuffs. Bookie has all the dirt, and it is
not pretty. Just let it be known that Derrick was a
cop who definitely knows how to carry a loaded gun.
Bookie was impressed with the broad’s behavior
and decorum during the wedding. Too much eating.
Too much drinking. Too much laughing. Just Bookie’s
kind of a good time.
Now, the rest of you be on your best behavior.
Bookie will be at TTP3. You never know when you
might be under her surveillance and see yourself in
this column.
XOXOXOXO,
Bookie
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